Hope all goes well… Where’d we be without communists? Or online newspapers? Particularly ones controlled by xenophobic saber-rattling politicians. And how boring would life be without war criminals? Or video games? Especially free ones. So Beijing’s People’s Daily developed a free online video game; “Kill the Devils.” Target any one of Japan’s 14 Class-A WWII war criminals, who scurry around the screen. While million
“Hello, my name is Xi,” started Jinping. And the room replied in harmony, “Hello Xi.” He went first, because having the largest population, Xi naturally has the biggest problems. “And my greatest challenge is pollution in Beijing,” admitted China’s President, coughing, cornered. For the only thing more dangerous than too much Mandarin pollution, is not enough; heaven forbid Chinese smokestacks slow, the smog clears.
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