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“I don’t speak Japanese, I barely speak English,” said the shark, circling Japan. “It’s anti-cultural to ask the things I ask, and be in your face, so it’s helpful I’m full gaijin.” Abe announced a policy to shake up corporate governance a couple years ago. My buddy smelled blood. And redirected his investment activities to shareholder activism. “Corporations went from being overleveraged in 1990 to over-capitalized

“Quit sneaking cigarettes, improve my Elvis impersonation, build more islands, suppress volatility,” said Xi Jinping to himself, completing his New Year’s resolutions. Hapless Beijing bureaucrats executed a flawless Chinese fire drill; introducing market controls, abolishing them, circling the car, ending where they started, driving stocks down 9.9%. “Learn to Twitter-tweet on the World Wide Web, remember my children

Week-in-Review: Mon: China industrial profits -1.4% (prev -4.6%), Japan retail sales -1.0% (IP +1.6%), Japan/Korea reach wartime “comfort women” accord, Iraqi forces recapture Ramadi, Saudi’s announce record deficit (unveil austerity program), S&P -0.2%; Tue: US warns EU over granting China market status, Erdogan accuses pro-Kurdish opposition leader of treason, Iran ships 11-tons of Uranium to Russia (fulfilling

Hope all goes well… Wishing you and your crew a fantastic 2016. Health, adventure, discovery, prosperity. Dusted off the only anecdote I never submitted to my Editor (see below). Back next Sunday with full wknd notes. Week-in-Review: Mon: China industrial profits -1.4% (prev -4.6%), Japan retail sales -1.0% (IP +1.6%), Japan/Korea reach wartime “comfort women” accord, Iraqi forces recapture Ramadi, Saudi’s announce r